Idiot: My computer is full of popups and viruses.
Tech: Antivirus can't catch everything. Back off the sketchy porn sites, and don't punch the monkey.
Tech: Antivirus can't catch everything. Back off the sketchy porn sites, and don't punch the monkey.
by schflyatz March 29, 2010
Euphamism for the act of coitus between a male and a female where the penis is inserted into the vagina only with a little more force than normally applied.
So Jim was punching the monkey last night and Linda got up in the middle of it and started crying as she said it hurt after taking it from the whole party all afternoon...
by Falg March 6, 2012
To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank
Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties
by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010
Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.
Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.
by ollie twisted May 8, 2010
by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010
Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017