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Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined term for the belief in luck. Feeling lucky? Christanic!
Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.

Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
Is Christanic like a lucky kind of thing?
Christanic by JeffR3M1X April 28, 2024
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the existence of Jesus Christ.
If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, you must be Christanic.
Christanic by JeffMASSACRE May 10, 2024

christanson 

the best last name ever and dont mess with then or they will hit you with a water bottle
''christansons are the best
christanson by D1yapper_1227 November 25, 2024

Christain 

Christain, a manly man, a mans man if you would, bulging ripped body 6 foot 2, a man of the people, the light of your life.
Guy 1: Dude look at that guy benching 650

Guy 2: That's GOTTA be a Christain
Christain by DefinitelyNotChris95 December 18, 2024

Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.
Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.
Christanic by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025

Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear
darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas
"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."
lazy christan by Web quest December 9, 2018