Pumpkin Patch

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs

(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."

by NapoleonBonrhrd November 9, 2013

Pumpkin

an evil demon cat that will attack you legs, hands, face, ect.

will sleep on your face or neck

will make you bleed then fall asleep in your lap purring.

That cat acts just like a pumpkin

by armygirl7109 February 28, 2010

pumping iron

To have brutal sex with the opposite gender.

"I can't picture you pumping iron with a man."

by CMarieT March 9, 2009

Pumper

When a girl gives blowjobs but she is not a hoe, prostitute, porn star, or whore.

"This Girl I know loves to seduce me by giving me head, she's not owned or poor, she must be a pumper."

by Felipe Negron August 20, 2008

pumpy

A lanky bastad. Has orange hair. The most pesimistic bastad in the world. Usually has pumpernickel seeds in his teeth... even though pumpernickel doesnt have seeds... It was actually poppy seeds but it came out wrong.

Pumpy!!!!! Whats in your teeth????? Why are you so boring?

by coner October 20, 2003

pumpkin

West Virginia's state vegetable

Ay uncle chet, ya'll goin down to da reunion? NO? well i'm gonna git in da pickup and and gone down der and pumpkin

by Redwood April 14, 2006

pumpkin

noun used for people who are very fat and ugly and wear lots of makeup seemingly looking orange, can be used as a code word.

John: Yo dude, pumpkin's a bitch, she's so fugly.
Katie: Yeah I know, she also wears massive amounts of makeup so she looks like a pumpkin!
John: what a NOOB

by The Adams Family March 5, 2010