roasted potato

im a roasted potato

shes/hes a roasted potato

by imweird.com November 17, 2017

Sexy potato

Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person

Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato

by The10008whoran April 14, 2022

Hot Potato

A hot girl who has the personality of a potato

Jessica is hot, but she has no personality. She a hot potato

by Jwidhdisndh July 2, 2020

potato

A potato is a starchy plant that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable, otherwise known as the thickest and dryest veggie. It can be cooked and mashed aggressively to create a delicious creamy Thanksgiving or Christmas side dish.

"I play roblox while I eat potatoes."

by of course this is true January 6, 2022

The Potato Salad Tosser

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.

person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)

by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024

potato

someone who is superior

person 1: aye you alright mate
person 2:i’m alright how are you my potato

by 09084 January 19, 2022

Potato

To be a cunt.

This Australian dude just called a potato.

Doesn’t that mean cunt?

That jazzy bastard.

by DiesOnB January 7, 2021