sneaky jesus 

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.

The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!

sneaky jesus by Envy1497 June 19, 2007

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008

Pee Wee and Jesus 

A website that chronicles the life and adventures of Pee Wee and Jesus

Pee Wee and Jesus are best friends for life!
pee-weeandjesus.com

Pee Wee and Jesus by ReneFortuna February 18, 2005

the jesus man 

that scary guy that stnads round skipton tellin you that jesus loves u n forces u into taking a leaflet

scary guy: jesus loves u
me: does he!?!
scary guy: yes here take a leaflet
me: but uve already given me about 20

the jesus man by emma101 April 10, 2005

you make the baby Jesus cry 

something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said

Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.

you make the baby Jesus cry by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

Pulling A Jesus 

Drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/shit faced

Guy 1: Dude what are you doing tonite
Guy 2: Man i had a shitty day so im just gonna be Pulling a jesus

Pulling A Jesus by Cum 5 (2007-08) April 27, 2008

Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus 

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus returns from dead on Easter and becomes Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus. He hunts for eggs and brains. His bite will turn you into a zombie but will also cleanse you of all sin.

It's Easter! Happy Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus Day!

Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus by ETNSA May 14, 2011