poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.

What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.

by maxreboband December 2, 2023

poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023

no man’s peace

a woman that stresses tf out of a man, likely for her own entertainment and leisure
she wakes up everyday to choose violence

kay: ugh my bf hasn’t texted me back and it’s already been 2 mins
lea: omg girl

kay: yaa i asked him if he was talking to his other hoes
lea: girllll u r no man’s peace

by ratchetasiannn March 13, 2024

poor man's convertible

When you put all your windows down and turn the AC up

"I want a miata but i'm broke. i got a poor man's convertible instead, watch this"

by taregami July 1, 2024

White Man’s Chill

The temperature in a predominantly white establishment (ie Red Robin, Cracker Barrel, your friend Kyle’s basement) that is just cold enough to be uncomfortable. This means you can not put on another layer as you will now be too hot, so you must instead just sit there and suffer the White Man’s Chill.

Damn this Red Robin burger is the shit, but look at Andrew shivering. He obviously isn’t adapted to the “White Man’s Chill”. The WMC is no joke man.

by Obama with an F July 17, 2024

Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024

One man's meat, another man's gravy.

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.

I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."

by LenSeaside January 25, 2025