moneyguzzler

someone who is thirsty for money (i.e. greedy and money-centric)

My landlord just doubled my rent.

They sound like a total moneyguzzler!

by zenstoner June 16, 2024

Moneky

Moneky is a common name that may refer to most mammals of the infraorder Simiiformes, also known as the simians. Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monekys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monekys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope

Monekys are beautiful.

by AHSHSUSUHSHD July 4, 2024

Money

Oh! I almost forgot!

Hym "Money is also more important that women... Temperature... Like, not the climate but like the temperature in your house... Like a cool 68⁰... Carbonated beverages... See, these are all things that are (unlike women) are not wrong and bad... Revenge on society. You see women wouldn't understand this because the patriarchy does more FOR them than it does TO them but they are just full of shit and delusional... Antibiotics... Hair... More important than women... Not having it makes you an actively bad person... Weeding out charlatans and burning them at the stake... Giving Megyn Kelly a belt spanking... That ones on the fence cus she is a Woman but the spanking (in that instance) in more important than women as such... OH! OH! I almost forgot the most important thing! Murdering kids! The closef you can get to birth the better! Hammer. Stabbing. Rocket launcher. The MOST important thing is getting those motherfuckers IN. THE. GROUND. What they need to start doing is putting a blender under the birthing tables. Rev it up while she's giving birth. You won't have to listen to this stupid bitch scream. Ppppllllttt! Shit em out, straight into the blender."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Moneycake

a word for every occasion no matter the circumstance

“Hey my grandma passed last night.”
“Moneycake! Moneycake bro!”

by Tornadoboy24 December 29, 2024

Money Smart

A stupid fucking lyric to a song that Jay Easy made or whatever, it was fucking viral once

Man1: *Destroying sign in mall*
Jay Ez: Whoa man what are you doing?
Man1: JayEz ain't drop yet bruh
Jay Ez: Don't worry! Megaman is coming out January 7th!
Jay Ez: *Breaks into a run*
Jay Ez: I was never book smart I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent. Call me Mr. Rock festival I got hella bands, she gon make me slide with my dog like I'm MegaMan
Me: What the fuck is this shit

by Green Fugg Ninja January 1, 2025

Moneyogamy

The practice or state of being married to the money, dedicating yourself fully to the hustle, grind, and financial success without any distractions from broke energy.

Ever since Ty got his first paycheck, he’s been all about moneyogamy—he even whispered 'I do' to his direct deposit notification

by Dion Lynk January 2, 2025

Money talks

A beautiful day of celebration that nobody knows or will know about. If you have money talks with a person that means that you and person will forever be friends no matter what happens. You must set a date for the money talks day and make a promise that no matter what happens, money talks will happen. Money talks is great, if you know you know. Smoke some blunts, roll one smoke when you live like this you’re supposed to party.

Person 1: when is money talks

Person 2: June 25!!! I’m so excited
Person 2: omg I’m counting down

by Camsar January 19, 2025