oh jesus 

when shit is getting too shitty

oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat

oh jesus by medical doser!!! May 8, 2020

Reverse Jesus 

When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.

Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."

Reverse Jesus by yoitsjulia September 12, 2020

Super Raptor Jesus 

Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman

"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"

Super Raptor Jesus by Super Raptor Priest October 17, 2009

Sweet Marshmallow Jesus 

A phrase used to express surprise or amazement at something.

"Oh my God, look at that!"
"SWEET MARSHMALLOW JESUS!"

Sweet Marshmallow Jesus by Mr. Cool Bean November 28, 2011

limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

limp dick jesus by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017

super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times 

This is a word that is really really powerful ((Ex: i going to get the "super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla" Iphone).

this is defined as a term for any word that has to do with an object for exaple i am going to get the super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times virtual reality in conclution ths is used as a term.

super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times by Randompersonfromtheinternet... April 22, 2022

asian jesus 

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian

Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.

asian jesus by asianjesus September 8, 2006