Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 21, 2009

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

pebble poo

pebble poo is when you have tiny rabbit poo that takes way too much time for such a disappointing poo leaving you feeling you more disappointing than your father usually results in a ghost wipe.

Sorry I was gone for so long I took the most disappointing pebble poo.

by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022

Poo pancake

When you poop in someone’s pillow case so when they lay down it fattens like a pancake.

He was really being a dick today so I gave him a poo pancake.

by Wheresmydad23 July 18, 2024

Poo

I do it some time.

Imma go take a poo

by BigButtsDon'tLi September 18, 2025

jacey poo

Jace is the most perfect human on earth, my non platonic relationship with him has been fruitful. Jace has made me a better person by accepting who I am and always having my back. We have been friends for 3 years now and I wouldn't trade those years for anything or anyone on earth. Jace is a black king.

wow sophias really pretty
One might even say jacey poo worthy

by AndersMadeBigBoyMistakePt2 March 9, 2021

poo poo cachoo

When you feel like shit and you someones asks how you are feeling

Friend: "How u feelin?"
You: "eh poo poo cachoo"

by mr bruno September 16, 2020