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Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"
Brown swabbing by BrownKandy August 22, 2011
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Brown Out 

When one passes out while taking a massive dump.
"Dude I had a brown out an hour ago!"

"What the hell is a brown out?"

"It's when you pass out when your taking a really big crap!"
Brown Out by boomjigger October 14, 2011

Brown-eye points 

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
Brown-eye points by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

Brown Pillow 

The sexual act when you and your partner get on top of a pillow and begin preforming the reverse cowgirl as she is shitting out diarrhea all over you mans penis and the pillow beneath them.
"Hey, Cindy you want to create a brown pillow?"

"YES!"
Brown Pillow by Roflakintalkinferd November 28, 2011

Brown Stories 

When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE
Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...

Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!
Brown Stories by Lingo357 October 23, 2012

Brown Sack 

verb. To leave, to depart, to exit from, to get the fuck out of, to dip, to bounce out.
Dude, Jamie and i were about to have sex, but then i smelled her clam-like crotch and had to brown sack, so i went home.
Brown Sack by emoeed December 16, 2012