Donald Trump 

His mom and dad bought an orange and tried to cook it. They accidently burnt their orange and it was hideous. In attempts to make him look good, his father shaved his beard and bleached the hair. They then attached the hair to the orange and told him to "Go Make America Great Again". This is how Trump was born.

A: Donald Trump looks a burnt orange
B: Well...

Donald Trump by hmcshizzle November 2, 2020

Donald Trump 

what happens when you tell the special ed kid he can do whatever he puts his mind to

wow this guys gonna be the next donald trump if they keep encouraging him.

Donald Trump by The_Bastion_pauler October 5, 2018

Ronald Trump 

A person who seemingly is normal (hence Ronald), but on the inside wishes for a wall (hence Trump).

Man, yesterday Jason admitted to me that he wants a wall to keep out the Irish, never thought he was like this.
What a Ronald Trump

Ronald Trump by Jlsajfj September 4, 2016

Don't Be A Trump

A phrase said to discourage someone from behaving like Donald Trump in the sense that he likes to see proof or official documents.

Person 1: I don't believe you, show me your birth certificate!
Person 2: Don't be a trump, I don't need to show you anything!

Don't Be A Trump by desmondanal November 13, 2011

Donald Trump 

Loser

Ha! Lost to Biden! Donald Trump is such a loser!

Donald Trump by orange_husky November 10, 2020

Donald Trump 

An ugly orange orangutan who shape shifts into the body of and almost human, only to cause chaos, kill innocent people and ruin their lives.

Donald Trump is going to eat your family

Donald Trump by TippyString October 29, 2020

Donald Trump 

This fat racist rude orange mf that will eventually kill our country He is a fat ass bitch btw

Donald Trump smells.

Donald Trump by :D iamyt October 24, 2020