I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!

An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.

I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.

by adolfnigler January 4, 2023

Floor Money

Money (especially coins) one would find on the floor in public places. See also: finders keepers

The best form of passive income would be to collect floor money.

by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020

money

What all of society is based upon

It's practically impossible to get anywhere without money.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 6, 2022

money

What I sold my ass on the streets for

Little Timmy spent his allowance on chains and a lambo and shit, so his mom drop kicked his ass and said, "all right you little shit, I just got laid off and I have a mortgage to pay of on this shithole of a house, so the next time you waste my money I will disown your ass harder than your cunt father used to beat me before he left me for that ho that's twenty years younger than him!"

by fknbitch.exe stopped working June 16, 2018

Mud money

The money you make while pouring a flat ass slab.

I’m finna make this mud money at Milis flatwork.

by Jess@milis August 3, 2019