ExtraterrestrialMonkey347's definitions

death

A monster that haunts and consumes ALL human beings, including you

I'm afraid of death

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023

movies

One of the two entertainment topics (the other being TV shows) in which everyone talks about which actors play in what movies.

Some of my favorite actors in movies are Jim Carrey, Will Farrell, and Noah Centineo.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 June 17, 2023

maternal death

When a woman ceases to exist due to excessive strain on her birth tract during or after giving labor.

I think it's safe to say that both the guy who impregnated the woman and the lack of contraceptives are ultimate murderers that caused the woman's maternal death.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

death

The inevitable and irreversible end of ALL biological entities

All living things are part of the circle of life and, therefore, have to meet their death at some point in time, either by old age, illness, or severe injury.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 18, 2022

marriage

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone

Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

money

What all of society is based upon

It's practically impossible to get anywhere without money.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 6, 2022

marriage

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it

Marriage should always be taken seriously

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023