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death

A monster that haunts and consumes ALL human beings, including you
I'm afraid of death
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023
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marriage

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it
Marriage should always be taken seriously
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023
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maternal death

When a woman ceases to exist due to excessive strain on her birth tract during or after giving labor.
I think it's safe to say that both the guy who impregnated the woman and the lack of contraceptives are ultimate murderers that caused the woman's maternal death.
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022
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marriage

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone
Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022
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money

What all of society is based upon
It's practically impossible to get anywhere without money.
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 6, 2022
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death

The inevitable and irreversible end of ALL biological entities
All living things are part of the circle of life and, therefore, have to meet their death at some point in time, either by old age, illness, or severe injury.
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 18, 2022
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tetrapod

Any vertebrate that's not a fish. Also any vertebrate with four limbs. This includes snakes, which don't have any limbs but their ancestors did.
Mammals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians are all tetrapods.
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 23, 2022
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