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Rivington and Blackrod High School 

A small shit hole in the outskirts of horwich which is accompanied by the scum of bolton. kids who go there have no chance of passing their exams and may as well give up all together. they have the highest population of skets in all of england and is probably home to various diseases (specifically STD's) that doctors don't even know about. despite being built on a hill, it's reputation is fucking downhill. new british slang terms are probably invented on this very site and pedophiles tend to relocate their attention to becoming a teacher as dating a student is nothing new up in rivi. if that doesnt work, then staying outside the gates and giving them free sweets (cos the kids dont wanna spend a tenner on sweets ya get me) will do just fine. also, health class is not only about studying pills but popping them aswell.
Chav 1: Oi oi i need moov schools me
Chav 2: reet whur yu wanna go G
Chav 1: Rivington and blackrod high school innit bro
Chav 2: can't giv em std's dat dey alredy got
Chav 1: aw gutted
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infinity on high 

Infinity on High is the third studio album by American rock band Fall Out Boy. The title is taken from a letter written by Vincent van Gogh to his brother Theo in 1888. The line that inspired the title is "Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all."
I found Infinity on High to be an insightful album.

Crown point high school

A school where teachers don’t care what you do and kids sucks each other’s thumbs in the middle of class
thumb sucking at crown point high school

James Island High School 

James island high school is a school filled with fuckboys and hoes that are all too fucking rich. This school judges you on everything you do, and you can literally get iss for anything. This school is very cliquey and it’s fucking dumb as fuck. The soda in the fucking cafeteria costs more than it does outside and it’s all diet and sucky. This school also has security checks and metal detectors but don’t worry all you nicotine addicts, they don’t detect juuls so if you hide it well enough you should be fine. Now if you’re going into your freshman year, here are some tips. Always have your juul ready with some pods and a charger that you can plug in in the music building’s bathrooms. Don’t forget to bring your blankets to give handjobs under. And never forget, Sonic says absolutely no peeing in the juul rooms.
i smell death and mango pods we must be at james island high school

hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.
Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

long branch high school 

Its a school were the teachers care more about your uniform then your education. The "bathroom" is now the juul room, especially with the freshman/sophomores. You can't trust no one in this school. If your looking for a cute, loyal, caring boy/girl, its very rare to find one here. One good thing about this school are the parties, how everybody had a pen or juul, and the tea
"Lets go to long branch and fish for hoes"

"Especially near long branch high school, I hear everyone comes out high"
long branch high school by idkheyyy February 17, 2019

Research Triangle High School 

Research Triangle High School (RTHS) is known to be the home of the raptors. In reality, it’s the home of the trans.

Also known as Research Trans High School
If you’re a socially awkward band/theatre kid or one of THOSE lesbians this is the perfect place for you.
It’s an easy ass school so don’t even worry about grades. Chances are if you’re a student here; your only struggle is coming out to your parents.
Normal Student: Hey what high school are you going to?
RTHS Student: Oh xD Research Triangle High School!!! Rawr I’m a raptor hehe. uWu
Normal Student: Umm.. ok?