no u

An alternate for saying "I'm gay" If someone uses this as an excuse, the person you are arguing with is actually gay and you automatically win the argument

Person 1: You have no life lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ah yes, I didn't know you were gay too.

by Joãoo August 16, 2021

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by Salt and vin April 26, 2019

No u

No u should only be used if you are back in a conner as it can and will cause mass destruction to the person on the reciveing end.

Garret: ur mom gay Jack : ur dad lesbian
Garret: sister mister

Jack: Family tree LGBT
Garret: Jack stop I don't want to do this to you
Jack: Do it straighty
Garret: No u
Jack: * A metor strikes Jack square in the forecast head, God nor the Devil can accept him into the after life. Jack is left wondering throughout space and time, helpless.*

by Sandals333 March 26, 2018

No u

A word idiots (kids) say when they don't know a good comeback to a roast.

Me: ur stop is
Zek: no U
Me: Bruh

by Hekboi3347 August 18, 2019

No u

The absolute reverse to anything anyone says ever. Also, the only known defense from the famous ur mom gay lol. Don't use it in front of kids as it can be really disturbing.

Fake friend: Damn you.
You: Bitch please
Fake friend: Stfu please
You: Yo ass fake asf
Fake friend: Ur mom gay lol
You: *smiles* *the pirates of the Caribbean theme song starts playing: No u
Fake friend: Dies in a terrible death caused by uncontrollable tears

by yo mama ugly March 29, 2021

no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil March 09, 2018

no u

Uno but the U is at the back.

Toast: Ur Gay
Ichigay: No u

by Ichigay September 11, 2020