The Great Shittening

A term used to characterize the apparent decline in quality of corporate output (e.g. movies, tv shows, video games, physical products, etc.)

Person 1: The new SpongeBob movie is going to fucking suck!!
Person 2: Blame it on The Great Shittening.

by JTWIZZLE1200 December 19, 2025

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

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by xxenext December 27, 2021

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by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023

I’m tryna see what that shits like

When you are the person who is trying to see the experience of what something is / or like

Startheprophet - “she bad huh?”
50Kjoyboy - “yea tbh I’m tryna see what that shits like”

by 50Kjoyboy March 4, 2024

That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece

Having your (gay) partner secrete out their
feces (preferebly in a stick shape), then
covering the feces with wax and inserting a
firecracker in said wax.
Next you must let the wax harden before inserting it into your (gay) partner's anus and lighting the firecracker.
After it explodes you proceed to take it out of your (gay) partner's anus, then proceed to suck and lick the feces (inserted inside) like a popsickle.

Have you heard of of That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece ?

by Bromarinechadder46 March 17, 2024