one time 

when people act cheap

person 1: " Don't throw out those chinese food containers!"
person 2: " But they have old chinese food in it."
person 1: " We can reuse them."
person 2: " You are so one time."

one time by jbfresh August 26, 2009

one percenter 

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.

I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.

one percenter by Richard the Intellectual January 9, 2004

one-hit wonder 

When a so-called band makes a song that appeals to the mind-warped 12 year old. This song only stays popular for about 15 minutes, and after the band is so rich they can wipe their asses with a 20 dollar bill.

Blink 187 was a one hit wonder, baby!

one-hit wonder by Anonymous September 28, 2003

one eyed ninja 

A cool guy who is unsubtle and clumsy, hence the one eye, and is not at all ninja-like.

Someone who cannot move like a ninja "Whoa dude - youre no 'old school' one eyed ninja"

one eyed ninja by Davy "Spence" Jones October 29, 2007

One upped 

When a person has been playing video games constantly for more than five hours and seems to be in a state of intoxication.

"Dude, I got one upped on Counter-Strike last night."
"You need therapy."

One upped by XeroHedgehog June 3, 2004

one love 

A marijuana joint rolled in cigar paper, otherwise known as a Blunt.

Yo, lets smoke this one love.

one love by Miker July 23, 2003

one hitter

when you get hit so hard that your knees buckle and you look like a punk cause you cant take a hit

man did you see Chester put that one hitter on Onye at the club. Onye got knocked the F... out!!!!!!!

one hitter by 680 KM September 13, 2005