Guru Goggles

Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.

The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.

by psdmccartney September 30, 2018

freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).

September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."

by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018

Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google

I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.

Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

“Call Google”

What a dumbass says

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Zoot Goggles

Stupid looking glasses you wear while you're high so it's harder to see your eyes.

Rosie '' Yo did you bring your zoot goggles I wanna smoke tn.''

by gotthismoneyonme September 1, 2019

not googleable

Unable to find via google search, evidence of being outside of the millenial mainstream.

I tried to find information on why a builder would put large rocks in the walls of an old house, but it was not googleable.

by wilderkind September 19, 2019