DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

momma block

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.

“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”

“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”

by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023

tinder block

A girl that makes you as hard as a cinder block, she is a tinder block.

(Example) I met this girl named Cindy on Tinder, she is a tinder block.

by MrSlangDude October 14, 2014

block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.

Person 1: I keep getting block notifications from these chicks man
Person 2: Damn that's rough

by bigdickdavid69 July 14, 2021

drawer's block

When you can't think of something cool to draw.

Damn! I feel like drawing something but I don't know what to draw. I hate drawer's block.

by Da yung booty bandit February 18, 2015

Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.

Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.

by Das Koala June 2, 2018

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.

You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018