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Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
Dick Monkey by theironavenger September 19, 2009
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Samantha couldn't come to work today, she was sucking cock all night and has a serious case of dick throat this morning.
dick throat by mastafinch87 January 11, 2011
Fuck me in the Dick
1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.
2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”
Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
Fuck me in the Dick by Uncle Dewy G June 15, 2010
Dis Dick
Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!
If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!
If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.
Dis Dick by Mastapiece October 6, 2004