john f. kerry 

Can't form a solid opinion but "CAN" form a solid hairdo.

a plastic man

Didn't I see John Kerry in a Primus video?

john f. kerry by The Swedish Chef November 1, 2004

John Wayne 

Verb. To Stick your chin in the air, feel the stubble, and let people know who you are. Lets people know how much better you are than them.

Not to be confused with sticking your nose in the air. The Chin lets people know your important.

I John Wayned the Dr. the day I came out of my mom's Vagina. I looked at him and said put me back.

John Wayne by John Wayning October 22, 2008

John Mayerish

Referring to over privileged kids that are yuppies.

Preppy college kids that want to be hippies are John Mayerish.

John Mayerish by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010

John Catanzara 

The greasy, unapologetically racist union head of the notoriously corrupt Chicago Fraternal Order of Police who is intent on leveraging his influence into politicizing police forces in contravention of his mandate and of the integrity of the force. Catanzara is a hot-headed desk jockey that is eager to enact long-held fantasies of brutalizing the Chicagoan taxpayers he is sworn to protect and serve. An embodiment of incompetence and the poster-boy for the ACAB slogan, his funeral will be a day of celebration in the Windy City.

John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.

John Catanzara by Barrett Wilson June 13, 2020

John Morris 

A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.

Also, a subcategory of "goof"

yeah, he's a real John Morris.

John Morris by ShawwShaww June 19, 2011

john adams 

(b. Feb. 5, 1947) American composer and conductor. Probably one of the most frequently performed modern composer (not to mention the coolest). Famous for his operatic works, like Nixon in China.

John Adams is an awesome composer, and no, I'm not talking about that poser John Adams who was a president or whatever.

john adams by Hogg March 12, 2007

John F Kennedy High School 

The most amazing school. they are not "drug dealers" or "uneducated" becuase we do not go to some dumb preppy school. GOD IS GOOD....ALL THE TIME....AND ALL THE TIME....GOD IS GOOD.

Hey did you hear about that cool Anna Girl?

YEA????

SHE GOES TO John F Kennedy High School

John F Kennedy High School by anna mccune and b November 19, 2010