T-shirt Jesus

the Jesus worshiped by people who wear ridiculous christian t-shirts.

Oh man, Noah is repin t-shirt Jesus hardcore!

by buttcrack kills July 19, 2009

clevland jesus

The most degrading of sexual acts. One partner crucifies the other and then shits on his\her chest.

Jane nailed Dick to a cross and then shit all over his chest. CLEVLAND JESUS FTW!

by jr jesus February 17, 2008

GN Jesus

A new meme that generated from 4chan's /m/ board by a user named "S" . It is used to describe the main protagonist of Gundam 00 Setsuna F. Seiei in a light similar to Kira Yamato Because of the GN Drive constantly preventing him from dying or getting hit and instead commiting epic rape against all other enemies.

It is also used to describe him only being good because of the GN Drive and utilizing "GN Voodoo"

"Setsuna is GN Jesus"

by Sasori_Zero March 1, 2009

Ginger Jesus

-is a look of a redheaded man (ginger male) that resembles the aura of the actual Jesus: Red beard, and long wavy hair. It is the cultural context that is accepted by the long haired ginger's.

"Hey man has anybody said this but you look like a ginger Jesus with all that ginger hair and that red beard man. Thanks for presenting us with you presence."

by Superkennell88 November 15, 2016

Salvation sans Jesus

When someone confesses that Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savior and that God raised Him from the dead is the first step to avoid spending their afterlife on earth in hell—whose sins are forgiven through the cleansing blood of Jesus on the cross.

It’s politically incorrect to lovingly share the “Good News” to nonbelievers that there’s no other way to heaven except through Jesus—the ”Salvation sans Jesus” message that religious leaders from other faiths find insensitive or offensive, but nevertheless true, if they unbiasedly study the Bible.

by MathPlus November 11, 2018

emo jesus

An Emo boy that,while still be a whiney self concious Emo kid,acts like he's the best Emo boy that ever existed,and lectures other Emo kids on things like veganism and enviromentalism,in turn gaining ALOT of attention and respect in the Emo community.

My ex. boyfriend : "blah,blah,blah,vegans can't do this,blah blah blah,gay rights,blah,blah,the right way to make a vegan taco is blah,blah,blah..."

Me: "ZOMFG Damien your such an emo jesus,wanna makeout?"

by EMO Adrianna November 21, 2007

Personal Jesus

A slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a 'T' shape) in your backyard.

Cops: "Excuse me sir, who is that destitute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??"

You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"

Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"

by God Johnson May 29, 2010