I'm gay 

Well congrats! U probably knew what this meant but wanted to see if anyone was saying anything positive,, so I'm here!!! And ye,, I'm LGBTQ+, not some random straight person tryin to fit in lol

Person A: hey,, I'm gay
Person B: cool.

((No joke this happened to me))

I'm gay by I'm bi and ready to cry November 9, 2019

i wanna bang you like a screen door 

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*

Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!

i wanna bang you like a screen door by jackie :) August 21, 2006

i want to kill myself 

1-800-273-8255

I've been there, it gets better. Don't give up on yourself :)

friend1| i want to kill myself.
friend2| :(

i want to kill myself by destruction > improvement February 3, 2020

i heard that 

Used to emphasise the fact that one has heard a piece of information, and whole-heartedly agrees with it.

Guy1:"Damn homey! Need'da get me some poontang tonight!
Guy2:"I heard that!"

i heard that by Banj December 20, 2004

I don't swing that way 

saying you ain't gay/lesbian

"yo did you and your best friend kiss ever?"
"No I dont' swing that way"

I don't swing that way by amaran January 20, 2004

I still want to be friends 

A sentence used while dumping someone. What it really means is that you two will still be friends, but nothing more. In other words, no more pussy.

Sean, I feel like my feelings for you have been fading. I shouldn't have said yes to you in the first place, but I still want to be friends. That's OK right? (gives innocent smile)

I still want to be friends by SuPaPnOy2ReSQU June 15, 2004

I cant believe you have done this 

Total disbelief, British style

ah fuck, I cant believe you have done this

I cant believe you have done this by d4mn3d June 2, 2008