blow yourself

The act of putting you own oral orphice on your own genitals and sucking Passionately.

Man 1: you sir can go blow yourself
Man 2: hmmm thats quite interesting. I might have to try putting my oral orphice on my own genitals, the wife never does.

by king $hittalk September 20, 2016

break yourself

Slang. Pronounced "break yo'self."
1.Warning someone to run or sbmit to power, usually followed by the busting of caps.

"What'd you say about my mama? You bettah break yo'self!"

by Kody Schafer November 18, 2003

go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.

For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

be yourself

when you're unsure of yourself or under pier pressure = be yourself.

when in doubt, don't shut the fuck up. you be yourself and might get a piece of ass later on.

by That other kid May 22, 2007

playing with yourself

the act of playing with your genital organs in order to get pleasure

If I see you playing with yourself I'll get all turned up.

by hazelkid September 19, 2006

kill yourself

Something that is said to someone because they are very stupid.

what that was dumb go kill yourself

by roccaphella19 July 28, 2005

Go google yourself

Go Google yourself - should be used when somebody is annoying you with questions and you don`t know the answer . Also means :"Leave me alone , please !" Can be used as a polite form for vulgar expression : " Go F** Yourself !!"

S: Do you know what is the capital of Nigeria ?
M: Go google yourself!!!

by Ss-aa January 12, 2009