widow's kiss

the unpleasant sensation experienced when sitting on a public lavatory and your cock accidentally touches the cold porcelain.

"got my first Widow's Kiss of the year in trap 2 this morning"

by dantiatto October 8, 2009

widows

What house-wives become when their husbands get a job using Windows ME. See Widows ME.

Widows ME update: 4th husband dead!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Widowmaker

An attack character from Overwatch. She is the hardest sniper to master out of all three.

Widowmaker is very fun to play as if you have mastered her.

by solihaly890 January 10, 2017

Black widow

When a girl shits onto a guys face and then sits on it, smearing it over his face and possibly into his mouth. While she does this she punches him in the stomach, leaving painful bruises and him half dead.

He was left lying in the street after she black widowed him.

by Sunset Salamander April 15, 2011

Widow Makers

A freakin' sweet roller derby team located in Humboldt County, California - named after the limbs that fall off of trees and kill people.

We got creamed last night by the Widow Makers from Humboldt Roller Derby. They literally mopped the track with our jammer.

by Vena Schnytzel March 18, 2011

black widow bud

DO NOT BUY OR SMOKE!!! This strand, a favorite amongst lower end dealers, is low grade marijuana laced with black tar heroin and passed off as a 'sister-strand' to the highly potent White Widow marijuana.

My cousin smoked a bowl of black widow bud, overdosed, went into seizures, and died within minutes.

by neegz December 9, 2008

Human Black Widow Spider

A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.

"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"

"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"

"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"

"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"

by haterofed March 1, 2010