Wuzzup

(Noun)- A Wuzzap is a group of bros, most commonly between the age of 12 and 23 and male. They will often swear incessantly, swear, and attempt dangerous stunts such as dirt biking, extreme sports, insulting our Orwellian overlord Google, and drawing oversized genitalia on pictures of their professors.

We were on our way home when a Wuzzup of bros attempted, unsuccessfully to masturbate to Carrie Fisher's corpse.

by Deez_Newts February 17, 2020

wuzztuzz

a horny 15 year old deadass
aka JohnnyWuzz
loves tits and furry porn

send help please

wuzztuzz has lost penis privilege

no more jacking off for you.

by bunnzz_songss June 22, 2020

Whizzled

To discombobulate someone by giving them too much information to gain an advantage.

“He came in and whizzled me, I just agreed and now I can’t remember what I agreed to.”

by K19DST July 17, 2020

Whizzo

Someone that is stupid, or doesn't do any work.

"Hey, you guys want to go drinking?"
"Shut the fuck up and do your fucking work, you whizzo!"

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Whezzing

To bleed immensely out your bootyhole, to the point where it feels like you have the, ‘unknown virus’ BUTTHOLE CANCER, to be exact.

“OMG GRANDPA, IM WHEZZING”💔😩✊🏿🏳️ 🌈📫👯 ♀️

by WHEZZING BAWLS June 22, 2021

whizzier

Technical term used to define a speedier connection than the one expected or paid for. Also vulgar term for forcefully pissing.

My broadband seems whizzier. I was a bit blocked so I had to piss that one out whizzier.

by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021

Whizzier

When your broadband is far more responsive than that contracted for or paid for. A technical term first used in 2021 but rapidly adopted by the tech glitterati.

Also a vulgar term for the ability to piss faster and harder than your work colleagues.

The internet seems whizzier than I expected.
He was fast but I was whizzier in the toilet.

by Tittech2000 October 27, 2021