winkle stick

1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.

2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.

1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.

2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.

by l2l1 June 21, 2006

wrinkle

A pocket of fat on an obese woman used for sexual gratification.

I fucked a wrinkle on a 300 pounder last night. It was great!

by Kobe December 28, 2004

Dirty Winkle

When a guy comes home from work all sweaty and nasty, walks straight up to his wife/girlfriend and puts her on her knees. Then she will suck the guy's penis and be damn grateful for the opportunity.

After a long day, Jim decided to call his wife and tell her to prepare for a Dirty Winkle.

by Bullwinkle807 February 4, 2009

Wrinkled Warrior

This is another name for a man that is uncircumcised. Due to excess foreskin the Mans penis is very wrinkled. SIDE EFFECTS MAY CAUSE DIZZINESS SWELLING AND PREMATURE EJACULATION!

cockskin clit tickler Wrinkled Warrior

by FAMONKEY MONSTER January 21, 2010

Peanut Wrinkle

Unable to get an erection. Persistantly limp. Erectile Dysfunction.

Brad was so nervous his first time with Sally he couldn't get beyond a peanut wrinkle.

by Famties September 5, 2008

Bush Wrinkle

Another name for a vagina, but specifically the pussy lips that are encircled by pubic hair.

Ray- "Yo man, I went to this awesome party where all the girls took their panties off."

Lenard- "DAMN!, did you get any pics on ur cell of their bush wrinkles?"

by Stinkin_Linkin February 12, 2010

love wrinkle

the outside skin on a womans vagina also known as a beef curtain.

man 1- hey did you see that chick
man 2- fuck ya dude i would iron her love wrinkle

by uwfuckya2010 May 30, 2010