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nuclear weapon 

This is a weapon of mass discrution , capeable of kill millions of people its is also George W bush favorite weapon and can of often be seein odering some one to fire it into some unexpection middle easten country and then blaming it on suddam hussain or osamer bin lardin
nuclear weapon by alex September 10, 2003

Academic Weapon 

Academic Weapon by jdklafjkld September 23, 2022

non-lethal weapon 

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.
Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

flesh weapon 

The male penis, genitalia, package, tool, wood, pecker, package, man meat, etc.
We were having a good roll in the sheets, then I came in from the flank and hit her hard with the flesh weapon... It was great!
flesh weapon by Judd B. Brown December 21, 2008

MonStar Weapon 

A person who is a fan of Lady Gaga, Jeffree Star, and Semi Precious Weapons. <3
I am a MonStar Weapon, and if Jeffree Star, Lady Gaga, and Semi Precious Weapons were all in one room with me, I think I would die of sheer excitement.
MonStar Weapon by JustMyCrazySelf November 16, 2010

improvised weapon 

Any object or tool used as melee weapon. Examples: baseball bats, glass bottles, bricks, pens, pencils, kitchen knives, bar chairs, etc...
This guy stab my friend with a broken glass bottle. It's a dangerous improvised weapon.
improvised weapon by Alex Ferrana January 22, 2017