Travel Wanker

Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
by IrishNBA October 01, 2018
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audi wanker

A group of middle aged men, trying there utmost not to have a mid life crisis. They think they own the road. They seem to think they look cool. When in actual fact they’re simply an ‘Audi Wanker’.
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by Kel-Kel :) August 08, 2018
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Wanker-in-chief

The supreme leader of a group of wankers.

Usually used to refer to a useless politician.
"I hereby declare you, Wanker-in-chief"
by Titan90 September 01, 2019
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Word Wanker

Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way
"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."
by laura898 November 27, 2020
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wanker's tan

Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'
by Chuckle Mother February 22, 2005
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Briefcase Wanker

An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.
by badboyCHANCE October 24, 2010
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Bloody Wanker

A person that is a total fucking ass hole or a phrase that is used when you fuck up.
1.That Bloody Wanker stole my wallet!

2. Bloody Wanker! I left my keys in the car!
by Bl00dy Wank3r January 20, 2018
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