Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
by IrishNBA October 01, 2018
A group of middle aged men, trying there utmost not to have a mid life crisis. They think they own the road. They seem to think they look cool. When in actual fact they’re simply an ‘Audi Wanker’.
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by Kel-Kel :) August 08, 2018
by Titan90 September 01, 2019
"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."
by laura898 November 27, 2020
Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'
by Chuckle Mother February 22, 2005
by badboyCHANCE October 24, 2010
by Bl00dy Wank3r January 20, 2018