ukrainzyness

The issues and riots about Ukraine, Russia, and the EU.

Guy 1: In a week, I'll be on a business trip to Kiev.

Guy 2: What?!? Your boss must be an idiot, or has never heard about the Ukrainzyness.

by Mayor_of_apple April 23, 2014

Ukrainian urethral suck

You pour vodka down your urethra and let a Russian women or man shove a straw in your urethra and drink the vodka

Yo this Russian dude gave me a Ukrainian urethral suck and it was heavenly

by Tanuki/shark March 8, 2022

Ukrainian gratitude

Ukrainian gratitude is when you do something good for the person, but they spit in your eye and demand more

Elon Musk: Hey, maybe we could come to an peace talks to end this massacre?

Ukrainian gratitude shown by blue-check mark twitter users: Your job is to give us the Starlink and shut the fuck up.

by Paul Bader October 14, 2022

The Ukrainian Shotgun

A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.

I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun

by Levilegit October 20, 2018

Ukraine

a bootleg Russia

Ukraine's language is to Russian like Portuguese is to Spanish.

by TriTron_ August 25, 2017

Ukrainian Stranger

Similar to the Alaskan Stranger in which you take your non-dominant hand, sit on it till it goes numb, and then stick it into a bucket of ice and then masturbate. You do all that and then when you go to beat the bishop you flip your hand over and masturbate European style, flip your hand over so the thumb is down and massage the shaft with the thumb.

"Dude i ran out of ice for this weekend so no Ukrainian Stranger for me!"

by Longrod McLongcock December 23, 2009

Ukrainiotomy

noun: type of enforcement involving blunt trauma to the head employed by the Russian mafia.

After encroaching on the Kaluzny family territory the local police found Igor's lifeless body as the result of a Ukrainiotomy.

by professor951 June 9, 2011