Troll

Ugly, Fat, Useless cow who gives birth to gremlins.
by Someone who is cool. April 15, 2010
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(v.) (1) To deliberately post derogatory or inflammatory comments to a community forum, chat room, newsgroup and/or a blog in order to bait other users into responding.
(2) To surf the Internet.

(3) To hang around a chat room reading the posts instead of contributing to the chat.

(n.) One who performs any of the above actions.
A lot of people seem to be fooled by the hype into thinking that The Last Samurai is somehow profund because it is boring.

Wrong, it is boring because the writing is terrible and paper thin and the direction tries to gloss over the fact that there's little story by using slow motion and "touching" music to make believe you're watching a "message" movie.

The only message, is "stay away". You'll want your time and money back at the end of this empty (and incidentally horribly photographed) film.
by ioi December 08, 2003
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Meant as an excessive form of lolling. Like "lols (lulz)" is short for lololololololol, "trolls" is short for "trolololololol", except has a greater meaning and effect than "lols (lulz)"
Taylor: I've been flirting with this 14 year old.
Sam: Pedobear is watching your every move!
Taylor: TROLLS!
by XsXmulliX September 08, 2011
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A joke disguised as an outrageously stupid statement or question, intended to trap people into believing it is serious.
Hey, how's my computer able to speak in foreign languages?
by renormr March 15, 2005
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Trolling

Not kissing ass or agreeing with Epic on the Gears of War 2 forums.
Dude 1:So I made a post about a glitch in GOW2, and they banned me for trolling? WTF?

Dude 2: Yeah man, they're using the old Stalin tactic. Censor any opposition and people will think there isn't any.

Dude 1: Fuck it, lets play COD4, at least that game doesn't suck.

Dude 2: Word
by KK77 May 01, 2009
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A troll is someone, usually a monster like bum who lives in drains,under bridges,in your local park etc. likes to prey on unwary young couples usually at night.
Guy1: Dude that guy like totally,virtually lives in the park.

Guy2: Must be like a troll or something.
by Yakoe January 26, 2009
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Noun, writing, plot devices- Any plot device which brings together a group through mutual danger, esp. when the one in most danger is the least sympathetic of the group.
He couldn't get us to use teamwork, so instead he used a troll.
by Cole Canassis August 03, 2005
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