titernet

The internet as seen by a guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the titernet.

by Jamin3D December 15, 2008

tinted twat

Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted

You just have to look at him to know he can't be trusted, the tinted twat.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008

Tietenide

Tiet-en-ide (`teet/en/i'd)Noun, The real fucked up guy that shows up from no place wearing funny loafers and a sweater with leather patches on the elbows and a crest on the pocket.
He never knows anybody except another shoes and sweater Tietenide and nobody except another sweater and shoes Tietenide knows who the fuck he is. They are spotted mostly in high school parking lots hanging around a 1979 M.G. convertible saying strange shit and looking in brief cases. It's thought by some that they are members of the ancient order of the Thietenloied(definition pending)

Hey, Ted, your the president of the student body, what's the fluff with those couple of Tietenide over by that M.G. rag top?
Don't i wish i knew Dale, they're both seniors but i cannot find jackshit about anything on them. I went to the business office, thought i might shake something lose on them but i think Mr. Cherry might be one. He's wearing the shoes and sweater, fucking worse than window shopping, Tietenide pricks.

by Isack Sack May 9, 2008

Rose tinted glasses

Another name for nostalgia.

Let me take off my rose tinted glasses.

by It go the go to sktd just e hm December 23, 2019

tatter

The act of a Man Aggressively having sex in a speedy fashion.

Man, I really tattered her ass the other night!

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

Titten

A cat that is ten years old or older but you still refer to as a kitten.

Tidus the titten is so adorable.

by Robertoast July 4, 2016

Tilted Cervix

A Crooked cunt; also known as a tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This will result in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hitting it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something like a tilted cervix."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012