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The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!
by Blackberry April 8, 2015
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Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry
That old man Larry is such a cock block
by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023
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Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.
Oh he is such an old man steve
by Elias59 October 27, 2020
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Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19
Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.
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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
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old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..
I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..
by TerableT May 20, 2023
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old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021
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