text mail

A text you send to someone directly after calling them instead of a voice mail because you are too damn lazy to leave one.

"Ugh damn it... Delo never answers his phone! Ah well I'll just leave a text mail."

by Dolfo February 5, 2009

Forever Texting

Verb.

1. Lengthy text conversations lasting hours, days or weeks. These text exchanges are continuous and fluid with no clear beginning or end, and tend to be time consuming. These messages can be pleasant or unpleasant, however are typically with someone whom you currently have romantic attachment to, or would like to see romantic attachment in the future.

I should really focus on my studying, but my girl is really into forever texting and I can't get anything done. I do it because I love her!

This guy won't ask me out: all he wants to do is forever text! Let's go on a freaking date already! This is such a time suck!

I was in a forever group text with my best friends so no one went to bed until 3A.M.!

My boyfriend loves to forever text because he's working at a computer all day, but I can't really do it because I'm in social service.

by Grammar Cracker May 15, 2015

textlicious

An adjective describing a cellular telephone containing a full keypad (containing every letter in the alphabet) as well as the capabilities of slipping, sliding, flipping, or spinning as means of revealing the keypad.

Oh, mah, gawd...that cellular telephone is soooo textlicious.

by Zorgithatoob August 5, 2010

Text Girlfriend

An ex-girlfriend who you still text, inadvertently (or advertently) making your current girlfriend jealous.

"Who are you texting?"

"No one!"

(you were texting your text girlfriend)

by Joeyroguen December 31, 2008

Text Peeve

When a texting pattern pisses you off.
When the way someone texts annoys you.

Kathy: heyy wuts up?
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off

Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo

annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!

by annonymouse123 May 15, 2011

texize

Texize = Texas + Size

Texize means enormously big, usually referring to food.

Would you like this menu supersize or texize?

by hapiel May 31, 2011

Text sandwich

Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.

I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.

by Browser7 March 29, 2013