stealth shower

The art of pissing in someone else's shampoo or conditioner bottle, without their knowledge.

Before we left the party, I went into the bathroom and took a stealth shower.

by pagoatboy May 09, 2003

stealth wingman

A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.

Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*

--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*

by Aerlamnias August 09, 2011

Stealth parttiming

When a full-time employee secretly works less than 40 hours a week and collects full-time pay and benefits.

Stealth parttiming involves mainly sitting where the boss doesn't get a good view of when you come in and leave. If you can get a cubicle in a shadowy corner you can begin coming in late, taking long lunches, and leaving early. Just hope that the company doesn't decide to install a time clock.

by North Central Johnny March 25, 2009

stealth hottie

The girl or (guy) who either deliberately or unknowingly downplays their hotness to appear less attractive than they really are leading people to not recognize how attractive they are in social situations. Some keen observers could notice this ruse and see that they are a hottie even when they are in stealth mode.

Damn, I think Ally is a total stealth hottie, she may wear loose fitting clothes and sweatpants, but she is totally hot if and when she is made up.

by Ronin-Cory June 06, 2017

Stealth Shit

Where you sit farther up on the toilet seat so that when you shit, the log hits the ceramic rather than the water.

“Bruh, I had to take a stealth shit cause there were people in the bathroom.”

by StealthShitorQuit November 17, 2019

Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 17, 2019

stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos

Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench

by billsmut September 01, 2014