squint

The level one is at after getting lank fucked, usually off booze and bong, and is struggling to keep his eyes from squinting.

"Fuck bru, last night we got so fucked and after that joint I was squinting so hard. But you were also lank squint bru.

by Rob Michaels May 16, 2006

squintfuck

When many people began calling Speener "Fatfuck," he was really mad so he decided to make fun asians by calling a friend "squintfuck." Unfortunately this word is not used by anyone except Speener.

Tak: Spence, you failed a regular math test!?
Spencer: Squintfuck!!

by Cerasi March 4, 2004

Squintillion

Used to describe large numbers of people of Asian descent

There were a squintillion of tourists at the beach with cameras.

by RardyLou August 6, 2021

that's the way the pickle squirts

The direction in which i man's penis ejaculates.

The pickle squirted that way.

by Andrew May 31, 2004

Scrotom Squinsher

A form of masturbating, or " wagging off. " Instead of just straight out boping the bishop, you squeeze your nuts.

" Damn, I was a Scrotom Squinsher last night!"

by Gaige February 4, 2007

squintz

Squintz john bidells partner in crime
squintz is 511 with glasses he is lanky
and ugly and big with the ladys

Squintz`n it - to wear sandals with no socks...also known as jimmy brinx`n it

god damn it i hate squintz

yo look young bol squintz`n it

by Balls.....hard not soft October 23, 2004

squintsy

Squintsy (squint-see): adverb describing the emotional state of losing self-control as a result of being too close to your crush. Derived from the famous scene from The Sandlot in which Michael "Squints" Palledorous jumps off the diving board so Wendy Peppercorn has to save him.

"Bro, I gotta get out of the office, the unicorn is looking extra fire today and I'm feeling kinda squintsy, I don't want to say something I can't take back."

by El Gallo de Negro June 16, 2022