spiderman a ho

The act of ejaculating on a girls face so much and in all different directions that it appears to be a spiderweb. Sometimes leading to the girl saying "I CAN'T SEE!!!" or "IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"

I had been backed up for so long that when i finally got some, i had to spiderman a ho.

by dazo5 November 2, 2007

SPIDERMAN

WHEN A MALE EJACULATES IN HIS HAD AND THEN THROWS IT ON HIS PARTNER.

JACK DID A SPIDERMAN ON JILL

by HERES MY NAME June 19, 2008

Spiderman

Faggot who goes around in a red and blue costume and who tries to help old women cross a road that they didn't want to cross. Causer of air-sickness.

You prick, spiderman!!!

by The Hand Of God April 6, 2005

spiderman that ho

When a girl is fucking you on top and your projectile cum shoots her to the ceiling, making her stick to the ceiling.

see scary movie 1 for a demonstration. he spiderman that ho

by gurny October 23, 2007

the real spiderman

First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).

Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.

by Milton Street '08 October 3, 2007

spidermanned

Breast enlargement for a movie role.

What Kirsten Dunst had done for the movie Spiderman.

She had her boobies spidermanned.

by Tex April 17, 2004

Spiderman

A slang term for marijuana in reference to the character Mary Jane from Spider-man. Another way for asking for marijuana with this term is asking to watch the Spider-man movie.

Dude: Hey you got any spiderman on you?
Guy: Cheya, but its some danky ass spiderman.

Dude: Hey wanna go watch spiderman?
Guy: Nah, I'm all out of spiderman.

by Henry Blowgart May 27, 2006