New Bedford Splatter

When you shit your pants after eating linguica.

Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.

by affluent geoffrey July 20, 2019

splatter the bowl

A loud explosion of feces that litterally blows out your ass, sending small drops of liquid poop all over the inside of the toilet bowl.

After the double cappucino, I ran to the bathroom and did a "splatter the bowl" in my friends toilet.

by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004

Splaque Splushe

The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.

Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.

by Haley Rose March 6, 2008

splash baby

A child conceived when semen enters the vagina during anal sex

Suzy was a "mistake" because she's a splash baby.

by BMNNHB December 18, 2008

Splashing

When you run up on a yute and splash him with acid

Splashing-throwing acid

by Mandemman July 10, 2019

Side Splash

Close to the bump; the side splash is an affective hand gesture when one party is excited for a decided outcome that he offers the normal fist out to the side to be pounded for recognition.

Though after the two fists connect them abruptly splash with all the fingers wiggling in a 'water' like motion and followed by the noise 'psssccchhhttt'.

It is normally done by tough guys who play casino side bets such as 'Lucky Lucky', 'Pairs Plus' or "Super Sevens" when the bet 'pays off'.
This is mostly done with a nonchalant type expression on both parties face and is one of the most possibly gay things to do when playing any casino game.

Tough Guy 1: "Oh shit, suited 21!"

Tough Guy 2: "Side splash!"

Tough Guy 1+2: "Psssccchhhttt!"

by The Real Johnny Apocalypse August 23, 2009

Biltmore Splash

The act of going to the Biltmore Estate (optional) and giving fellatio to your partner then not swallowing the cum but splashing it into your partners open mouth or face. Usually payback for sexual acts like strawberry shortcake, donkey punch, and angry dragon.

girl: hey, I have a special surprise for you!
boy: really what is it?
girl: the best of the best.
boy: whats that?
girl: A biltmore splash!
boy: that sounds good!
girl: yeahhhhh

by licky licks5411 May 29, 2011