Hillbilly Speedball

When a redneck mixes Oxycontin with five hour energy drinks to get high.

Beauregard:"We got so wasted on Oxys last night."

Ewalt:"Did you get the nods"

Beauregard:"No man we each took a Hillbilly Speedball it kept us up raging all night"

purple skittle hippie speedball

by dirty estaban August 16, 2010

speed force

An extra-dimension of speed. It also known as "terminal velocity." The DC Comics made this term for the character The Flash. The Flash is known for his super-human speed which can exceed the speed of light.

Wow... The Flash just used the speed force to rape Superman's ass in a race... That's right alpha you will never be better... hahaha

by DJ FlashForce April 10, 2005

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

speechism

The discrimination of a particular group of people based on the way in which they speak, otherwise known as vernacular or dialect.

Racism is to Skin Color as Speechism is to dialect.

by Austin F. June 3, 2006

Speedy Broomstick

When A Witch Does A HandStand On A BroomStick And It Zips Into The Next Galaxy Like That Car That Could Travel Through Time in Back To The Future

Damn That Son Of A Witch Flew Away On A Goddamn Speedy Broomstick!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Speed Suggestion Sign

Those signs with numbers on them that occasionally dot the sides of roads/freeways.

The speed suggestion sign suggested I go 30 mph ... so I'm going 65.

by wxflurry August 23, 2012

Speeding Car Fart Trap

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.

I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

by Bullyrey May 5, 2013