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spanish moss

Long pubic hair hanging down from the labia majora. Taken from the long wispy vegetation that hangs down from tree branches.
A common nude photo: a woman from behind, with hair falling down her slightly arched back, and spanish moss backlit through her slightly spread legs.

When the sun shined through her dress, it was obvious she wasn't wearing panties... I could see her spanish moss.
by iiams September 10, 2005
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Spanish Banana

The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes
Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?

Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt

Me: it did... alot...
by Kim Jong Senpai February 13, 2017
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Spanish Vacuum

When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.
I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.
by Chet chu betcha September 12, 2017
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Spanish Hello

When two people wave to each other and say "Café" in a friendly manner.
Ethan: Café!
Kenton: Café!
Shawn: Did those two guys just yell 'café' to each other?
Sonny: I think that's called the Spanish Hello.
Shawn: Why would they do that?
Sonny: I don't know, man.
by Venticanto October 4, 2017
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spanish kazoo

When a guy lets a girl blow air throuh his penis
man my dick still hurts from when jessica gave me a spanish kazoo
by The Duck Comic January 11, 2018
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spanish mafia

a group of 13-17 year old spanish boys that all look like models.
wow theres another spanish mafia here.
by akkurate May 17, 2018
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smanus

The weakest thing imaginable... a straight man's anus
Don't be a smanus, just do it!

You are scared of everything. Stop being a smanus!
by Fultrim February 28, 2019
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