Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.

Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.

by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021

soft angst

Soft angst is usually used in fanfic. Angst in fanfic usually means the story is sad or depressing, however soft angst is usually used in a not so sad story.

That story had some soft angst. It was sad but not to the point where it made me sad.

by MomLeftMeAtWalmart August 1, 2019

soft bend

A soft lay when one or both parties are uninterested in having sex and are just bored.

Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.

by Dablister August 2, 2022

Soft suit

A men's suit worn without a tie.

It was a casual wedding so I wore a soft suit.

by diction007 August 30, 2015

Soft Plunger

A soft and squishy bump or boil on the anus.

I cannot sit down because of the horrible pain from my soft plunger.

by mailboxq May 7, 2015

soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.

"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"

by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016

soft and neat

the meme of all memes created by Dan & Phil when on a danandphilcrafts video potato prints are shown, the fraise SOFT AND NEAT is thrown around then a shit ton of people commented soft and neat therefore causing a purge of soft and neat memes

Phil; SOFT AND NEAT
The rest of the world; SPAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by peggyscut April 29, 2019