shoot the slurp

A vulgar way of asking for a blow job. Akin to saying:"hey,come suck me off,bro!" or "suck me up,homie."

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" Hector,you gonna shoot the slurp,bitch?"

" You go to the pinta,mijo,you gonna be shootin` the slurp like serio,holms.I keep it G with you."

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shoot the slurp by HosMan June 5, 2009

Herp-Slurp 

Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.

I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday

Herp-Slurp by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner April 3, 2010

All American Slurp

When a person(Or Alien) eats out a girl from every state of the United States of America.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what Barthalamew did?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. He had an All American Slurp."

All American Slurp by KEKlan December 14, 2016

crack and slurp 

In order to fully enjoy balut, you must take these actions.
Not to be confused with crack and sizzurp... or any sexual action.

The almond-eyed man emerged from his boat, and proceeded to enjoy some balut by using the crack and slurp technique.

crack and slurp by yellowfellow1024 November 26, 2006

Oyster Slurp 

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"

Oyster Slurp by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008

moon slurp 

fluid ejected from the anus: especially semen

Man I ain't lying! that chick bent over and like there was moon slurp all over the back of her panties!

moon slurp by 3mta3 September 19, 2014

Sneaky slurp 

When you suck someone’s ass in their sleep with a straw

An intruder performed a sneaky slurp on my sister last night.

Sneaky slurp by Thereal Ohgee November 13, 2017