shrimp taco

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.

Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco

by JonasV May 31, 2016

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009

fried shrimp

The emoji used when you have no response. The emoji version of awkward turtle.

"Thanks for last night I would have kissed you but I have work in the morning"

*sends fried shrimp emoji*

by TobiasTheCruel December 30, 2017

Shrimp Fuck

A sexual act where a male places a pink condom over the head of a woman (aka The Shrimp) and then pierces the condom with two straws in the nostril orifices. The male then ties the female’s hands behind her back and places her on all fours. He then penetrates her from behind and holds on the bound hands so her head bobs up and down like a shrimp out of water. The same act can be performed anally which is known as a 'Dirty Shrimp Fuck' or a 'Derby Shrimping'.

"I met this girl in a bar last night"
"Did you fuck her?"
"I only went and Shrimped her"
"Shrimp Fuck...nice!"

by Stephen224 August 22, 2007

shrimp cocktail

The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.

Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail

by Daddywatchcaptain January 15, 2009

Shrimp on the barbie

Alright fucken listen here bud. If u think us Aussies say ‘throw a shrimp on the barbie’ YOUR FUCKEN WRONG. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHRIMP. For your information it’s called a “prawn”. Get that through your thick skull cunt

Non Australian:”let’s throw a few shrimp on the barbie?”
Yeh mate Aussie:“ fucken nah Let’s cook some fucken prawns mate I’m starving”

by @pornhub? February 17, 2019

Shrimp Boat

A shrimp boat is a somewhat attractive causian hetrosexual male usually between the ages of 18 to 25, seeking D.L. gay play for cash. General attire; pierced ears, snap backs, tattoos, basketball shorts free balling, black socks, Adidas slippers. Usually wants to move in claiming they have no place to stay.

While driving down the street we passed a Shrimp Boat walking with no shirt on. "Damn girl did you see that Shrimp Boat!"

by Jett007 January 19, 2017