shoe size

euphemistic term for penis length

What's his shoe size?
9 wide!

by Roody September 7, 2005

Dutch Shoes

A beautiful set of usually young, suple breasts normally found in C-cup range, where by their shape
(slightly sloped to the nipple) top side and heavy plumply curved underside resemble the front of a "Dutch Shoe" or wooden clog. Best viewable from side boob or profile angle.

Wow that chick had a nice set of "dutch shoes"

Heidi Klums tits. (Probably now, a younger Heidi Klums tits)

by Kooter McGavin March 16, 2010

Elf Shoe

An Elf Shoe is a description of a certain shape of a turd. Usually the turd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an "Elf Shoe".

Phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped turd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.

by hugedumps February 4, 2010

kickin the shoe

to tell someone your leaving.

aight yall, im kickin the shoe

by Pua July 28, 2004

sand shoes

An Australian term for sneakers.

She wore her sand shoes on the tennis court.

by MuzH August 27, 2010

Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

by Birdman January 14, 2005

shoe phone

Original cell phone - Get Smart's Maxwell Smart had a Shoe Phone. Hence shoe phone

Leaving the house now, call me on my shoe phone.

by snuffleupagus April 19, 2005