Screw Flu

(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.

After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.

by Cap10 August 14, 2009

screw brew

getting someone drunk enough with strong mixed drinks to finally give in to your ploy for sex.

My girl came over tonight and I made her some strong enough "Screw Brew" to curl your eyebrows.

by CL Later March 12, 2009

screw that initiative

To bluntly refuse to start to do an action.

(To refuse to begin another action)

Should I try the French blend? Nah, screw that initiative. I'll go with my regular blend.

"We should go to the mall first." "Screw that initiative."

by Kibzok November 11, 2008

Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008

pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 20, 2008

Long Screw

A term by "Louis Rossmann" while working on consumer electronics such as an a2289 touchbar macbook pro where you put a longer screw than intended into a short screw hole. Ruining the screw hole in the process.

Geeksquad totally just long screw'd this a2289 touchbar macbook pro. Poor little macbook :(

by NotStepbro March 31, 2021

screw dat

basically meaning screw that or forget that- turning down something ridiculous, stupid, or pam.

"Screw dat! I'm going home."

by RW October 25, 2004