Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
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1. When your schlong is drenched in a thick, oily sludge (also known as "dick cheese") as a result of poor penal hygene.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
1. "I have not showered in a while, so now i have a cheesy schlong."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017
Get the cheesy schlong mug.When your girlfriend is asleep on your bed after a long night of sex, and you wake her up by tickling the hell out of her with your schlong.
Girlfriend: *Snore, SNORE*
You: "Omg stfu"
*tickle her with your schlong*
GF: "Hahahahah, wait, wtf are you doing????"
You: "Ummm... Tickle-Me-Schlong
You: "Omg stfu"
*tickle her with your schlong*
GF: "Hahahahah, wait, wtf are you doing????"
You: "Ummm... Tickle-Me-Schlong
by Mr. Poppaschlong December 1, 2010
Get the Tickle-Me-Schlong mug.The best pitcher in the world who helped the Boston Red Sox win their first World Series in 86 years.
by Budd April 11, 2005
Get the Curt Schilling mug.Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.
AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?
Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger
Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger
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