Schmeat

Schmeat roughly stands for "Cooler than sweet; better than fake meat."

It is used similar to sweet, but is used when something needs a higher complement than sweet/and or fake meat.

That awesome shit that just happened was fucking schmeat.

"Hey man, I just won tickets to see your favorite band, and you here's the fifty bucks I owe you plus a shitload of interest."
(in response) -Schmeat.

by michael sheely September 28, 2004

schmeckin

kissing and fondling

the couple was schmeckin in the hall way

by girlie girl September 20, 2003

schmear

schmear,

the word for smearing turds on your wall

grant : schmear
Todd:*under mind control* okay then master *takes a big one on the floor*

by Sinclair02 March 4, 2019

schmear

when you schmear something on a door

muuuuum i just schmeard some spaghetti on my dooooooor

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! March 4, 2019

Schmeckle

Big long hairy thing that gets the tip cut off at a briss. (See Penis)

Well we had better go cut off his schmeckle

by Mislead1312 August 10, 2005

schmeckle

The spring inside of a pen, a well known currency.

Daaaaannnnggggg! thats a lot of schmeckle! YOU be drippin

by the real dave12 January 30, 2020

Schimelpfenig

A school in Plano Texas who has a whole bunch of snitches and white pods who wanna be gangsta and vape in the restroom

I saw a girl in schimelpfenig in 8th grade vaping

by Hiiii I love you April 30, 2019