Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

six pump rule

The rule which states, as long as it was under 6 thrusts, it doesn't count as sex.

"Woah Jimmy, I'm not ready for sex so keep it under six pumps! Remember the six pump rule"

"Did you take her virginity?" "Nah man, it was only five pumps! Stupid six pump rule!"

by bloom_luv November 4, 2013

Short Pump

1. A part of the West End of Richmond, Virginia generally synonymous with shopping or going to see a movie.
2. The place where Broad Street becomes the only eight lane road in Richmond that isn't a highway.

Guy 1: So what are you doing this afternoon?
Guy 2: I'm going to Short Pump to see a movie.
Guy 1: Dude, same, I'm going to Short Pump too, except to go to the mall with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Sweet, maybe you and she can come over to McAlister's after y'all are done over at the mall.

Principal: Why were you late to school today?
Boy: Traffic
Principal: That's not a good enough reason.
Boy: I live in Short Pump. You try getting on 64 during rush hour.

by anonymoi June 10, 2005

Pumper

The term ladies give to their man friends who do nothing but pump away. These types of men usually can't be bothered to engage in a bit of friendly foreplay. They are often related to the "pump 'n' dump" breed of man.

Andy is dating a pumper again.

by Turtle dick July 1, 2017

piss pumped

To get beat REALLY bad at something

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"

by Chris January 8, 2004

pumped

pumped is a feeling of total excitment also known as pshyed,amped,rush,

i was so pumped to go on the ride i forgot my ticket

by kyle coleman August 24, 2004

johnny pump

a fire hydrant, in new york, esp. lower manhattan and brooklyn, esp. one that's open in the summer for kids to play in

when i got home from work, all the boys on my block threw me in the johnny pump

by candybaby August 5, 2006