Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.

joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.

by mrchinchang October 6, 2011

short pitch bitch

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia

Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch

by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022

match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!

Are you Match fit for the pitch?!

by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023

pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan

Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire

by schmella September 22, 2023

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

Fuckin' Pitch

very stupid, very brainless

You Fuckin' Pitch what did I do to you?

by Sulaimen February 5, 2021

pitch pipe

Giving a sexual partner your penis.

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.

by Loverlane September 27, 2023