Pipe Dream 

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

Pipe Dream by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

Pied it 

"Pie it" is a phrase often used when an individual wishes to purposefully ignore a person or event.

1. Julia: "Hey did you go round to that girl's house?"

Andrew: "Nah I pied it."

2. Andrew: "Hey are you gonna ask Snape out?"

Julia: "Nah think I'm gonna pie it."

Pied it by pie it August 22, 2009

pipefitter helper 

A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon

pipefitter helper by Bouché December 8, 2015

pipe or swipe 

To bang (if given the chance) or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

The new smash or pass.

Matt: hey see that chick over there...?
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!

pipe or swipe by Think_blue23 January 7, 2017

Pipe Cutter 

Another name for the anus. The booty hole. The winker. The balloon knot.

I pounded her ass last night and I must say, that was one snug little pipe cutter. She was one strong clinch from pinching it right off.

Pipe Cutter by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

pipe slinger 

A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.

Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!

pipe slinger by JaqueF708 February 28, 2019

Pineda causeway 

The Pineda causeway is Brevard county's drag strip. You don't have to worry about getting pulled over because when you pass the cop doing 100 plus mph he'll never catch up.

I'm heading to the Pineda causeway to try out this new NOS kit

Pineda causeway by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019